Why do we Need A Lover

Hitler said funny but true fact of love: Boys and girls get into LOVE because of misunderstanding. !! and break up when they understand each other.
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid ‘This was a missed call’