Why do we Need A Lover

There are some fools in this world who always reply no for every question we ask…. Now you tell me are you such a person ??
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
When people don’t laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –
I Found Aaladin’s Lamp I Asked Him to Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !