You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you are brave enough to ask that girl out!
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
Love can neither be created nor destroyed. only it can transfer from, one girl friend to an another girl friend, with some lose of money.