You are an unwanted child

Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
Last year I joined a support group for anti social people, we haven’t met yet..
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can change your relationship status. After 3 it should default to Unstable.
if life was a ship, ocean will be experience ship light will be parents, ship engine will be lover, ship anchor will be friend
There are only 12 signs and 7 billion people. Each sign controlling approx 60 crore people. So if your horoscope says you are screwed… . . . Then be happy you are not alone!