What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene

A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
If my head looks like yours, I had shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
‘Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- ”People are more interested in others life than their own-!