A foreigner had very spicy
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
If you dont swear while driving
If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
When a husband opens the car
When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
If my head looks
If my head looks like yours, I had shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
Actually i did not do my homework
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
Why is Facebook such a hit
‘Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- ”People are more interested in others life than their own-!