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I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
A perfect gift for you! Absolutely no cost, no batteries required, non-taxable, extremely personal, fully returnable. It’s a SMILE from me to you on your birthday. Happy Birthday.. !
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.