Women live a better

Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Moron Virus Comes via Web-Mail… Moron Virus: Dear Receiver, You have just recieved a virus. Since I am not so technologically advanced, This is a manual virus. Please delete all your files on your hard disk yourself, And send this to everyone you know.
Different Phases of a man: After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
As time passes we have forgotten A very simple but effective and meaningful word…. SORRY
The secret to a long lasting relationship is two people: Working together; Standing together; Wanting together; Being together and seeing the future together!