On a romantic day a girlfriend

If Girl In Love Her Parents Ask: Who Is that Idiot? If Boy In Love His Parents Ask: Idiot, Who Is that Girl? wake up guys
Suggestion to all girls, always marry a man your age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight!
Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
You know why women starts with ‘W’… because all questions start with ‘W’.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife.. !!!
Every Tear is a sign of.. Cutting Onions.. !! Every silence is a sign of.. Zero balance.. !! Every smile is a sign of.. Daily Brushing.. !! Life is so simple.. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations.. !!
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!