On a romantic day a girlfriend asks from her boyfriend,
‘Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring? ‘
Boy : ‘Ya sure, from landline or mobile? ‘.
A notice in a factory for girl workers. ‘If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work’
God Has Created The Heavens With ConstellationsLike Pearls On A Dark Steed. The Light Ov The Sun Hides Them In The Day&All The Knowledge Of Them Is Divined In The Darkness Of night…
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?
It is easy to look back, self-indulgently, feeling pleasantly sorry for oneself and saying I didn”t have this and I didn”t have that. But it is only the grown woman regretting the hardships of a little girl who never thought they were hardships at all. She had the things that really mattered.