On a romantic day a girlfriend

For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
Boy to a girl, ‘Can I borrow a coin? ‘ Girl: Why? Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
Boy to a girl, ‘Can I borrow a coin? ‘ Girl: Why? Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.
For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
Boy to a girl, ‘Can I borrow a coin? ‘ Girl: Why? Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.