What happened to Google

You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?
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