Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!
You are an unwanted child. Your parents paid the medical expenses for your birth with their accident insurance.
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?
For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?