A Doctor and Engineer Love

Love is like measles… all the worse when it comes late in life!
Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
Mathematics and women are similar as they both are complicated but…… maths is better since it has Logic at least….