Using duplicate key
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key
Thought of long life will never come
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
A Doctor and Engineer Love
A Doctor and Engineer Love Tha Same Girl. Dr. Used to Give her a Rose But Engg. Used to Give her Apple Daily. One day, Doctor Asks Why?? Engg: ‘An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away’.. !! Doctor Shocked , Engg. Rocks!!!
A true friend reaches
A true friend reaches and cures problems quicker than a doctor can!!
An apple a day keeps
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!