Every Tear is a sign

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass
The worst way to locate your glasses is by the sound they make when you step on them!
I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!
Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. : p