Un twirling the twine

If you Happen to Love a Girl, Try from ‘Another State’ Even If it Fails, You will End Up with one more Language in your Resume.. !
Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!
Love is like measles… all the worse when it comes late in life!
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Every Tear is a sign of.. Cutting Onions.. !! Every silence is a sign of.. Zero balance.. !! Every smile is a sign of.. Daily Brushing.. !! Life is so simple.. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations.. !!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!