Un twirling the twine

Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
I have been married for twenty years and I am still in love with the same woman… . . . If my wife ever finds out, she will kill me!
You never know which footstep will bring a good twist in life. So keep on walking. Happiness comes when it is most unexpected. That’s life!
I Found Aaladin’s Lamp I Asked Him to Increase Your Brain Ten Times More.. He Laughed & told Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero.. !
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL.. . .. In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls.. !!!!! ……