Police arrested a drunkard

Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: ‘Father in law’.
Sometimes I think what if… one day Google was deleted and we couldn’t Google what happened to Google!
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor, and a matter of survival for a married man.
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I am not listening!