Police arrested a drunkard

If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –
Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly ‘Oh what should we do’ Said the flea’ Let us fly Said the fly’Let us flee’ So they flew through a flaw in the flue
What Is Extreme Height Of Hygiene ? . . . . An Architect Washing His Hands With Dettol After Making Drawing Of a Toilet
The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.
Father: Your teacher says she finds it Impossible to teach you anything! Son: That’s why I say she’s no good!
Rule for Managers: If a subordinate asks you a pertinent question, look at him as if he had lost his senses. When he looks down, paraphrase the question back at him.