Police arrested a drunkard

I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
Why do we Need A Lover When so Many Love us? Because, ‘there are so many gases In Air, But, We Need nly Oxygen to Live.. ‘
Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep. The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed shilly-shallied south. These sheep should not sleep in a shack; sheep should sleep in a shed.
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study