You get plenty of exercise jumping

My worst enemy is my heart, Because its mine but it beats for you only…
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly!
I have decided to add ‘extensive experience in dealing with stupid people’ to my resume. That has got to be a marketable skill!
If someone asks me whom do I love the Most? I would sit next to you, Put my arms around you and say proudly… I Love Animals. Specially This Monkey.
If you put your face by a door, no one would ever come in
I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can’t send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I am sending you just 1 joke . ‘You are so beautiful’