One day I caught myself smiling

Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
Let’s play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
Let’s play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!
As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them.
Is your name Maple Syrup? – Well, it damn well should be, you sap!
Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
Let it be very clear to you – the only asshole I want in my life is the one that I sit on!
Let’s play at being a horse. I will be the front end. You can just be yourself!