Men hang out in bars

A girl may not help you to get lot of marks but Marks help you to get lot of girls so Love your studies not girls.
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, ‘Hey buddy, why are you doing that? ‘ He said, ‘Because you came home early. ‘
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
She is so fake that she should have two Facebook accounts; one for each face !!!
God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.
She is the apple of my eye The reason that I live She is all that I could wish for My heart to her I give.