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Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall … ‘Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I will Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Three gray geese in the green grass grazing. Gray were the geese and green was the grass