Mother will not allow me to go so far

Height Of Confidence Many Professors Were Once Called. They Were Asked To Sit In An Aeroplane. After they sat they were told that these planes were made by their Students… They all hurried out of the Plane.. But Only One did not Move… He said….. ‘If it is made by the students.. This wont even…
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
Kantai can tie a tie. If Kantai can tie a tie, why can not I tie a tie like Kantai can tie a tie.
Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!
In India, driving a car is a war. And in war, you don’t tell your enemy your next move. That’s why no-one here uses indicators!