Mother will not allow me to go so far

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

Mother will not allow me to go so far
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Friends are like delicate flowers

Friends are like delicate flowers, they may dry not they never die. However, I am like Cactus. I shall poke you always and make you cry!