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The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to say… . .. . that, ‘I am not on WhatsApp’..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to say… . .. . that, ‘I am not on WhatsApp’..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An orange a day keeps the postman away. Basically if you throw fruit at people they go away!
Best slogan seen On a famous beauty parlour… ‘Dont whistle at the girl going out from here… she might be your Grandmother… !!
Where were you? I have been waiting for almost half an hour. . . . . . Said no girl ever!
For men who believe their wives don’t do much the whole day, guys it’s a tough job updating your ‘Facebook’ status every hour. Respect women!
The most ‘Sharmnaak’ thing these days is to say… . .. . that, ‘I am not on WhatsApp’..
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it