He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town
He campaigned to have the only Bar in his town closed. When it did, he moved away.
I am the kind of friend who will help
I am the kind of friend who will help you hide a dead body; But if you betray me - just remember, I know how to hide a dead body!
Real friends do not get offended
Real friends do not get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive!
Dont try to have too many relations in your life
Don't try to have too many 'relations' in your life..... Just have too much 'Life' in your relations.