We picture love
We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul.
Q What is the height of CONFIDENCE
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
A guy went for job
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
Six sick hicks nick
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
There is only one perfect wife in the world
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Round on Sundays
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.