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We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul.
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
A guy went for job interview. HR Manager: Will you be able to work under pressure? Guy: I have a girlfriend. HR Manager: Congratulations! You are hired.
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.