Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
Little johnny: Mam, will you punish me for something that I did not do? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That’s good. Actually i did not do my homework!
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
It was Women’s day yesterday. . . . . . Most of the married men were wondering what are the other 364 days called then?
A Relationship Has : . A Girl.. A Boy.. An Ex Trying To Mess It Up.. & A Friend Waiting For A Break Up