Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and other is the husband.
Teacher: What shape is the earth? Student: I do not know. Teacher: Well! What kind of earrings does your girlfriend wear? Student: Square ones. Teacher: No, I mean the ones she wear on Sunday. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What shape is the earth? Student: Square on weekdays and round on Sundays.
Never cry for any relation in life Because for the one whom you cry Does not deserve your tears And the one who deserves Will never let you cry…