Sometimes all you need is a little bit

One of the most sad part of life: It’s tough when someone special starts to ignore you; ‘ But its even tougher to pretend that you don’t mind!
In real relationship, there are Fights, Tears, Smiles, Laughter, Crazy moments, Unnecessary arguments; and a lot of love and caring!
The secret to a long lasting relationship is two people: Working together; Standing together; Wanting together; Being together and seeing the future together!
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
What is the height of mixed emotion? Your mother-in-law falls from the 7th floor on your brand new Mecedes and you don’t know whether to laught or cry.. !
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.