The most Sharmnaak thing these days

I finally realize… people are prisoners of their phones – that’s why they are called cell phones!
Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks
The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart hijacking my feeling and driving me crazy see you in court.. !
Best Slogan Written 0n The Toilet Wall … ‘Treat Me Well And Keep Me Clean, I will Not Tell Anyone, What I Have Seen ..
If People Winked In Real Life, As Much As They Do In Texts…. This World Would Be A Pretty Creepy Place ..
Wanted Good Man able to pay bills, support family and shop. Must have car and gold card. Note: Please send a picture of car and gold card!