The most Sharmnaak thing these days

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they are fishing the fissure for Fisher.
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
people say that you can not live without love. but i personally feel. oxygen is more important…
A foreigner had very spicy Indian dinner. Next morning he came out of the toilet & said, now i understand Why indian use water. Tissue Can catch fire?
If your a Vegetarian to be nice If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.