My phone’s low battery

Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study
I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!
The Sun rises into the Sky with the Warmest Smile, He wishes you a Good Morning, Hoping that you have the perfect day. Take Care & Miss You..
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
A stupid boyfriend thought ‘LOL’ meant ‘Lots of Love’. So he sent this text to his girlfriend, ‘ You are only girl of my life … LOL’.
A typical student flips a coin and think. If Head- will go to sleep. If Tail- will watch a move. If Stands- will listen music. If Stays in air- will study
I fell in love at first sight, but now I think, . . . I should have looked twice!
The Sun rises into the Sky with the Warmest Smile, He wishes you a Good Morning, Hoping that you have the perfect day. Take Care & Miss You..
Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! Say thanks to wives
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…