My phone’s low battery

I wish you a day full of fun, entertainment, joy, lots of presents, and closeness of friends and family. May you have wonderful birthday! Warm wishes on this special day!
God made everything that has life, rest everything else is made in China.
When you realize you’ have made a mistake, make amends immediately. It”s easier to eat crow while it”s still warm.
If a baby is born in Africa… Wht will b the color of the baby’s teeth ? . . . . . Don’t stress your brain. How will a new born baby have teeth?? ; –
Need your prayers guys, please remember me when you pray. I am scheduled for an optical appointment next Monday to have my eyes checked and possible procedure. Problems started just after the long Winter Break – every time I look in my wallet, I see nothing!
Man: Doctor! My Son has swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Man: Three Months Ago Doctor: What were you doing till now? Man: We were using duplicate key