My phone’s low battery

Brain is the Most outstanding organ of the human body, it works for 24 hours 365 days right from your birth until you fall in love.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for selfish.
Boss: Employees like that do not grow on trees you know… You: How true Sir, they normally swing underneath them…
Why do we sometimes write ‘etc’ at the end in the exam? bcoz it means… E-End of T-thinking C-capacity.
I cannot bear to see a bear Bear down upon a hare. When bare of hair he strips the hare, Right there I cry, ‘Forbear! ‘
Every Tear is a sign of.. Cutting Onions.. !! Every silence is a sign of.. Zero balance.. !! Every smile is a sign of.. Daily Brushing.. !! Life is so simple.. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations.. !!