Hey! Can you do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send it to me. I am Playing cards and i am mising the JOKER!!!
Card Quotes
Pretty in her Aadhaar Card
I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
Wedding Cards should come
Wedding Cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not!
WANTED TO SAY IT WITH A BUNCH
WANTED TO SAY IT WITH A BUNCH OF FLOWERS A CARD WOULD HAVE SUFFICED.
Make you fat
Here’s a birthday spanking, Sent you on a card, One, Two, Three, Put them right on hard, Four, Five, Six One to live on, one to grow on, One to make you fat.
Rise the Right Card
The True Luck Consist Not In Holding The Best Of Cards At The Table Luckiest Is He, Who Knows Just When To Rise the Right Card
Cellfones can be very irritating
Cellfones can be very irritating. Have to buy a card now and then. Have to recharge the battery. Msgs get delayed but there one thing I love about it… It connects me to you.
A smile is like a Sim card
A smile is like a Sim card & Life is like a cellphone Whenever You insert the Sim card of a smile, A beautiful day is Activated… Good morning & Keep smiling
Q What is the height of CONFIDENCE
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.
No archies card to give
No archies card to give, No sweet flowers to send, No cute graphics to forward, just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY