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I will marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Aadhaar Card!
‘There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know’
On your birthday, I send you dozens of good wishes with a bucket of love and a bag full of happy memories. A very Happy Birthday to you!
You were probably the only one crying when you were born – whereas everybody else was laughing at you. May you live to blow a thousand candles, live your life humbly so that when you die, you would be the only one laughing and everybody else would be crying. Happy Birthday!
Laughter, pleasure and gaiety all around; Family, friends and companions abound. Memories to cherish and plenty of reminiscing; May you have a birthday that is God’s blessing!
Birthday wishes are a reminder that people may not be around but they always remember persons who hold a special place in their heart forever. Happy Birthday!