Being famous on Facebook is like being rich
Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly. It's not real, so calm down!
Each day I meet someone new. But never find another you! The world is full of people, it's true.. Yet no one ever compares to you.
When people dont laugh at my jokes
When people don't laugh at my jokes, I just assume that they are not up to my level of comedy.
If you wait for perfect conditions
If you wait for perfect conditions, you will never get anything done!