Wedding Cards should come

You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
The Man Who Never In His Life Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife Or Polished Up The Silver Plate – He Still Is Largely Celibate.
A peach of a girl is picked by the man at the top of the ladder!
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
Primary source of income: When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back!
Your Anniversary Marks The Day When You Both Said ‘I Do! ‘ The Two Of You Became As One, A Marriage Bright And New. Now Time Has Passed; Your Love Is Strong; You Passed The Early Test. Your Tender Bond Grows With Passing Time; Your Marriage Is The Kind That’s Best! Happy Wedding Anniversary!