Wedding Cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not!
You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
The Man Who Never In His Life Has Washed The Dishes With His Wife Or Polished Up The Silver Plate – He Still Is Largely Celibate.
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
Primary source of income: When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back!