STARS LIGHT STARS BRIGHT

STARS LIGHT STARS BRIGHT YOU’RE THE ONLY START I SEE TONIGHT. I WISH I MIGHT BE THERE GUARDING YOUR DREAMS TONIGHT, GOOD NIGHT, SWEET DREAMS.

I Miss The Talks We Used

I Miss The Talks We Used To Have, I Miss The Voice I Used To Hear I Miss Hearing Your Crazy But Cool Stories, And Above All These I Just Miss You!

The University of Ilinois has hired

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.

A Secretary came angrily

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said-yes & bastard give me 50 pages of work.