Kick is usually more effective

I used to be addicted to soap… but I am clean now!
Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask – ‘Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ‘ And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!
I badly need a vacation, someone… please kidnap me!
In this world, everybody makes mistakes… but only mother-in-law, wife and boss have a God-gifted talent of finding them!
If you are single, don’t be sad. You are just missing out on big expenses, less self respect, unnecessary arguments, huge phone bills and some love!