Kick is usually more effective

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, and what do you do with a phone without service? You play Games!
If my head looks like yours, I had shave my rear end and walked on my hands.
If you are single, don’t be sad. You are just missing out on big expenses, less self respect, unnecessary arguments, huge phone bills and some love!
I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I am raising them!
Primary source of income: When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back!
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!