Maybe you are using it wrong

Live, Laugh, Love If that doesn’t work, Load, Aim and Fire
If you need advice, text me… if you need a friend, call me… if you need me, come to me… if you need money…….. SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired, When her friends asked her what happened? She replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, ‘I thought It was MONEY’
You know you are getting old when you fall down and wonder what else you can do while you are down here!
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!