Philosophy – questions that may never be answered

The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.
Wedding Cards should come up with a brief menu of the dishes so that we can decide whether to attend it or not!
FriEND, boyfriEND, girlfriEND, best friEND – they all have an End. Only Family has 3 letters that say – I Love You!
I love my life, but it just wants to be friends…
18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He’s so cute… yes yes I will!
Sometimes my mind asks.. Why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember You? .. Then my Heart answered it’s simple… BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!