This brings a birthday message

This brings a birthday message especially to say you are wished the finest things in life today and every day. Happy Birthday

Partner in life

You are the bone of my bones Who I love for my wife. The flesh of my flesh And my partner in life.

The University of Ilinois has hired

The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all day so that researchers can find out what makes pig manure smell so bad. You know who I feel sorry for? The woman who applied for this job and got turned down.