Wife is very clever

Wife is very clever. She will lay her head on your chest and ask - 'Honey, have you ever cheated on me? ' And the wait for your heart to beat fast. Dear Innocent Husbands, Be careful and please adjust your heart beats accordingly!

Hard Times Are Like a Washing

Hard Times Are Like a Washing Machine, They Twist, Turn and Knock Us Around, But In The End we Come Out Cleaner, Brighter and Better Than Before...

18 year old boy

18 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: Get lost! No! . . . 5 year old boy: Will you marry me? 18 year old girl: OMG! He's so cute... yes yes I will!