I badly need a vacation

Cell phones bring you closer to person far from you. But it takes you away from the ones sitting next to you!
Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Flattery – Cologne water, to be smelled of but not swallowed!
It’s really strange: People pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
Being famous on Facebook is like being rich on Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down!