I badly need a vacation

Radio is so much better then TV. At least, you are not disrupted from staring at your phone!
If a person always gets your humour, it either means they are your soulmate or they are on the same drugs as you!
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you are on the job.
I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I had any loose fitting clothing, I would not have signed up in the first place!
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I am not listening!
I finally realized it that people are prisoners of their phone. That’s why they are called ‘Cell Phones’!