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I badly need a vacation, someone… please kidnap me!
I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!
Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I am not listening!
Sometimes I make a mental note and then forget where I put it!
‘I am sorry’ and ‘I apologise’ mean the same thing… except when you are at a funeral!
I am grateful for my crazy, psycho, insane and just totally messed up friends. Normal people scare the crap out of me!
Live, Laugh, Love If that doesn’t work, Load, Aim and Fire