Every time you talk

Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself… ‘This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes’!

Pool has water in next time

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

Love is sweet poison

Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloveds advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.