Sleep before you finish saying it

Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.

Happy Birthday to the best

Happy Birthday to the best friend I ever had. Let's celebrate this special day of your life and party like there's no tomorrow.. !

Love is the fart Of every

Love is the fart Of every heart. For when held in, Doth pain thy host. But when let out, Pains others most.