Parents always teach their kids not to talk to strangers… But the truth is that, all our good friends were ones strangers for us… !
Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!
I badly need a vacation, someone… please kidnap me!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
For a Cool Kid! It’s birthday time again, and WOW! You are a whole year older now! So clown around and have some fun To make this birthday your best one!
A little kid asks his Dad, ‘Daddy, how much does it cost to get married? ‘ ‘No idea, ‘ replied the Father, ‘I am still paying for it… ‘
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
A couple had a fight one night Going to bed Husband says: Good night mother of my 3 kids. Wife Replied: Good night father of none.
Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Girl: Why do you follow me all the time? Boy: Because, when I was kid, my parents always used to say ‘Keep following your dreams untill you get them’!