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Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL.. . .. In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls.. !!!!! ……
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL.. . .. In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls.. !!!!! ……
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.
father means care of life mother means love for life friends means share with life lover means playing with life
Father to son: whenever i beat you, you dont get annoyed, how you control your anger? son: i start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush
Police arrested a drunkard & asked: Where are you going? Man: I am going to listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who will lecture at midnight ?? Man: My wife?
Fat people should be called skinny as they have more skin surface area!
Similarity between FACEBOOK & JAIL.. . .. In both cases people sit, waste time and write on Walls.. !!!!! ……
Sitting at the table does not make you a diner, Unless you eat some of what’s on that plate. Being in america does not make you an american. Being born in america does not make you an american Proud it where ever you from.