Radio is so much better then TV

If a person always gets your humour, it either means they are your soulmate or they are on the same drugs as you!
I woke up one day and thought something was missing. So I got up from my bed, grabbed my cell phone and sent you a morning greeting. Good Morning!
I wish I had time for the nervous breakdown that I deserve!
‘My phone was on charging’ is the national excuse of ignoring calls!
If you think money can’t buy happiness then maybe you are using it wrong!
Having celebrity crushes is better than having real life crushes; Because you know for a fact that you do not have a chance!