Radio is so much better then TV

He acts like he owns me, He treats me like a baby can’t you see? He tells me to do things like obey my mother He even tells me when hes on the phone not to bother.
My kids have two volumes – Mute when sleeping and Metallica when awake!
Sorry I didn’t text you back; Because my phone recognized your number!
No matter how late I reach my bed, ‘I have to spend at least one hour on my phone to settle down and sleep calmly! ‘
Sometimes I wish I could be one of my friends for one day; Just to see how awesome it is to hang out with me!
For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world!