Cards and i am mising the JOKER

My life’s irony: When I joke, people take it seriously; And when I am serious, people take it as a joke!
Colorful cakes and gifts, We will play your favorite music hits, Wish you the best day! Happy birthday is what I am here to say.
Fact: You Cannot Breathe Fast And Hard While Your Tongue Is Out And Your Mouth Is Open
Why don”t you freeze your teeth and give your tongue a sleigh ride?
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one look at you and die of shock.
Q- What is the height of CONFIDENCE? . . . . . Ans- A 99 years old woman buying a SIM card with LIFE-TIME validity.