Swear because love is definitely blind

A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is…
I will make you a deal. If you stop telling lies about me, I will stop telling the truth about you.
Remember The Good Times We Had Spent Together, And The Beautiful Future We Had Dreamy Of… Darling I Never Wanted To Create A Distance Between Us… Please Let Us Bridge The Gaps…
There is a saying that goes: You dont have to love in words, because even through the silences, love is always heard!
Everyone’s entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege!
Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude . . . Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud If Every Boy Wants You.. ! Always Remember, Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers