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To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don’t!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Thought of the day: Nothing brings your neighbours close to your family, like a fight between you and your wife!
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…
Wife to maid: I Think my husband ‘s having an affair with his secretary. Maid: you are only saying it to make me jealous.
Housework: No one notices when you do it, but everyone notices when you don’t!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Thought of the day: Nothing brings your neighbours close to your family, like a fight between you and your wife!
To be seventy years young is sometimes far more cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
The definition of a perfect Wife – one who helps the husband with the dishes…