Notice where I scraped off the ‘S’

For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’.
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I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!

Marriage

You just cannot compare marriage

You just cannot compare marriage and lottery. In lottery, there’s, at least a slim chance you will win!

Birthday

Birthdays are for fun

Birthdays are for fun Enjoy a sticky bun I am glad you are my mate Hope your birthdays great.

Birthday

You are as young as your faith

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair.

Relationship

Think I married you for money

Wife to husband: why are you walking around naked. ? Neighbors can see your things. Husband: So what.. ! Wife: They will think I married you for money.