Notice where I scraped off the ‘S’

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers!
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Wife: I Have Changed My Mind. Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?
My biggest hope is to see your smile and to know that you are happy. I know life is sometimes cruel but that is why I am here for you to show that life can be good when somebody cares!
Wife: I want an explaination and I want the truth. Husband: Make up your mind!