Newly married husband

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man’s cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.
Only married people understand that you can be miserable and happy at the same time!
Two Hands To Hold Onto Forever, Two Arms To Be Embraced By Eternally, . Two Eyes To Gaze Into For Always, Two Lips To Kiss So Passionately. . Two Souls Fused By Commitment, Two Names Written In The Stars Above, . Two Lives Intertwined By God, Two Hearts Joined By The Purest Of Love.
Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don’t feel like washing utensils today!
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It’s my fault.
Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself… ‘This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes’!