Newly married husband

Top 3 rules in a Relationship: Don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, Matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word… . . . . Yes, Ma’am!
Marriage is really tough sometimes, because… . . . you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
Truth of life – Mother’s tears hit your heart and wife’s tears hit your pocket.
Top 3 rules in a Relationship: Don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, Matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word… . . . . Yes, Ma’am!
Marriage is really tough sometimes, because… . . . you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
Truth of life – Mother’s tears hit your heart and wife’s tears hit your pocket.
Top 3 rules in a Relationship: Don’t lie, don’t cheat and don’t make promises you can’t keep.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, Matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.