Marriage is really tough sometimes, because…
you have to deal with feelings and lawyers!
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it help? Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Thought of the day: If you are trying to know your wife then please stop struggling to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute!
Lady to her advocate: I want to marry my ex-husband again. Advocate asks his client, ‘Why? Only last month you got the divorce. ‘ Lady: After divorce, I see him very happy and I cannot tolerate it!