Marriage is really tough sometimes

Every time you talk to your wife, you should always remind yourself… ‘This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes’!
Marriage: A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Dealing with idiots, is like playing soccer. You can use your head, but a swift kick is usually more effective!
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
The Secret of Happy Married Life… Is Still a SECRET.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin. They just can’t face each other, but still they stay together,