Marriage is really tough sometimes

Telling a lie is a sin for a child, fault for an adult , an art for a lover, a profession for a lawyer, a requirement for a politician, management for a boss, an accomplishment for a bachelor, an excuse for a subordinate and . a Matter of Survival for a married man.
For my wife’s birthday, I bought her a small bottle of exclusive perfume called ‘Ample’. . . . I just hope she does not notice where I scraped off the ‘S’!
A Feeling Of Shame And Embarrassment Has Gripped Me. The Mistake I Did Was Indeed Unintentional, And I Apologize To You About It. Please Forgive Me, I Shall Never Make Such Mistakes And Decisions In Life.
The young wife, proudly to her husband, ‘My father always gives expensive presents. ‘ ‘So I discovered when he gave you away’, rejoined the young husband!
Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!