To all bachelors who are getting married

What a married man says after years of marriage: – My marriage is made of Trust and Understanding, she does not Trust me and I dont Understand her.
The Secret of Happy Married Life… Is Still a SECRET.
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression… he just cleaned the whole house!
A Wife’s Reminder: I trust you… but remember – ‘My trust and your bones will break simultaneously’!
Thought of the day: Some wives need to understand that dinner will taste better if they cook it less frequently!
For Two People In A Marriage To Live Together Day After Day Is Unquestionably The One Miracle The Vatican Has Overlooked.