To all bachelors who are getting married

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Husband: Can we eat outside today? Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking? Husband: No, just don’t feel like washing utensils today!
A man can be happy with any woman as long as she is not his wife!
Before marriage, A man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; After marriage, He will go to sleep before you finish saying it.
The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is… a mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear!