To all bachelors who are getting married
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Let’s go to the Zoo
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Happy and I cannot tolerate it
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Repeat it please
Wife: You need to learn to focus. Husband: Yes son, listen to your mother. Wife: I was talking to you. Husband: Oh I am sorry, can you repeat it please?