A man who surrenders when hes WRONG

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, ‘Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.
A drunk man arrives late at home. He knows his wife will not open the door, so he decides to pretend he bought her flowers and knocks at the door. Wife: Who is it? Drunk: I bring flowers for the pretty lady. Wife opens the door and says: Where are the flowers? Drunk: Where is…
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word… . . . . Yes, Ma’am!
Only married people understand that you can be miserable and happy at the same time!
Wedding Ceremony Tells Us That What Pure Love Is And How One Should Care For Each Other Now And Throughout Life. I Wish You Have Blessed Wedding Life. Happy Wedding Day
Wife: As the weather is still cold, I should like to look at some furs. Will you come with me? Husband: Yes-let’s go to the Zoo!