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A man approaches to a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket: Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store. Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes? Woman said Why? Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears from somewhere.
What’s an average 6 inch long Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up? ? ? ? ? A: 1000- rupee currency note. ! Always think positive
Love Does Not Mean To Loss Someone, But It Means To Loss Yourself For Someone. It Is Not Done By The Excellence Of Mind, But It Is Done By The Sweetest Heart. !!
Sometimes words are hard to find… to form that perfect sentence, to let you know you are always on my mind!
7 words for a long and happy marriage Yes Dear I am sorry It’s my fault.
When a girl is alone, it’s not an opportunity, it’s a responsibility!