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Husband nd wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver nd wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
A girl phoned me the other day and said … Come on over, there’s nobody home.I went over. Nobody was home
Men never win an argument with their wife; and the only time they think they have, they realise the argument was not even yet over!
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word… . . . . Yes, Ma’am!
Dedicated to all Women: Everyday wake up in the morning, look at your wonderful husband and think – Damn, he is so lucky!
Boy to a girl, ‘Can I borrow a coin? ‘ Girl: Why? Boy: I told my mom that I will phone her when I will meet the girl of my dreams.