Years vacation at home

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?
His idea of a practical joke is to go into the Home for the Blind and flatten out all the Braille.
Height of bravery for Girls. . . . . . Going out of Home without make-up!
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ‘A bull and a cow is grazing in the field’ Student : ‘A cow and a bull is grazing in the field’ Teacher : How? Student : Ladies first.
Mr. Bean got an Invitation for a Party, They told him that he must put BROWN TIE only. When he went to party he was shocked? other were wearing pants & shirts also?
A girl was sitting on a park bench. Beggar: Hi sweetheart. Girl: How dare you call me sweetheart? Beggar: Then what the hell are you doing on my bed?