Years vacation at home

Exam offer!!!!!!
bring a chit on exam day,
scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’
win free trip to principals office,
and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Funny

One day Raja and rani

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani. She told stupid ‘This was a missed call’

Marriage

Why is a bachelor skinny

Why is a bachelor skinny and a married man fat? -The Bachelor comes home, takes one look at what’s in the refrigerator, and goes to bed. -The Married man comes home, takes one look at what’s in the bed and goes to refrigerator

Funny

Your provider adjusted his rates

Your provider adjusted his rates. The rate is determined by the length of your genitalia, the shorter they are, the less you pay. You can telephone for free from now on!