Years vacation at home

If you don’t swear while driving… Then you are not paying attention to the road at all!
Women live a better, longer and peaceful life.. !! Why? Very simple… A woman does not have a wife.. !!!
‘Why is Facebook such a hit? It works on the principle that- ”People are more interested in others life than their own-!
I am a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE!!
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
In the morning, I missed breakfast; While going to office, I missed the bus; In the office, I missed the deadline; While at home, I missed my favourite TV show; This is what happens when I miss you!