Offer Quotes

Life

Life always offers

Life always offers you a second chance it’s called tomorrow.

Funny

Years vacation at home

Exam offer!!!!!! bring a chit on exam day, scratch and show it to your nearest ‘professor’ win free trip to principals office, and enjoy 3 years vacation at home.

Flirt

Special offer for you

Hi, How are you?? Are you free tomorrow.. ? Can you come to me.. ? Because tomorrow we are opening new . . Mental Hospital admission free, special offer for you.