Special offer for you

I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job.
Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence…. Smiling infront of mobile means mental… , Still smiling!!! Confirmed…
Love is the fart Of every heart. For when held in, Doth pain thy host. But when let out, Pains others most.
Boy1: Meet my wife Tina Boy2: Oh! I know her Boy1: How? Boy2: We were caught sleeping together. Boy1: What the hell! Boy2: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
What is special in Love? Nothing special. It has two vowels, two consonants and two fools!
I want triplets You want twins. Lets get in bed and see who wins!