Appears from somewhere

A man approaches to
a beautiful woman in a Hypermarket:
Miss, please, I lost my wife in the store.
Would you mind if I talk to you for a few minutes?
Woman said Why?
Man: Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman,
my wife appears from somewhere.

Funny

The secret of health for both mind

The secret of health for both mind and body Is not to mourn for the past, Not to worry about the future, Nor to anticipate troubles, But to live in the present Moment wisely and earnestly.

Relationship

No relationship is ever a waste

No relationship is ever a waste of time. If it didn’t bring you what you want, it taught you what you DON’T want.

Relationship

A relationship without trust is like a phone

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, and what do you do with a phone without service? You play Games!

Good Night

May the most beautiful dream come

May the most beautiful dream come to you tonight; An angel send a sweetest person to make your bright; The sound sleep may make you feel happy and light: But do not make it a habit because I am not free every night. Good Night, Good Night and Sleep Tight!